Friday, April 1

how 2 . deep throat

this image is for educational purposes only


i'll admit i'm still trying to learn how to deep throat. some are just too f!cking big to handle... if you can get yourself a dildo and practice, then by all means do it. but something is bugging me.

how does one learn to deep throat? can you get sick from deep throating? is it our job to ask someone to teach us? does it come natural for some? and do those with large "packages" expect us guys to know how to take care of your enormous thing?

i don't know but here are my answers for these questions. in order. find someone who is willing to teach you, but get tested first cause he may just erupt in your throat, you know, if you turn out to be good. yes, you can get sick.... so just be sure to attempt on an empty stomach you first timers. yes it is your job to ask someone to teach you. yes it does come natural for some, it's just how god made us. and yes, for some reason, some pricks with large dicks do expect us to know how to handle their pricks. if you don't know and the prick is upset, just tell him there's more to life than sucking... isn't there?

let's thank the brillant 'peculiar one', for showing this image i've presented above. remember, the image is not porn, it is for educational purposes only.

if you have any tips for deep throating, please teach the masses. for those not wanting to wait for someone to post a comment then check out this handy dandy do-it-urself online instruction guide provided by freedom acres. at this helpful website, you'll also find, 'blow job how to' + 'hand job how to'.

now if only pornstars could give us their tips on their blogs/websites, maybe visual guides, then maybe we too can learn how to do it like the superstars of porn. i mean some do it everyday... in my vcr. they must be pros!

this image is for horny str8 guy purposes only

15 Comments:

Anonymous Patrick Devon said...

Wow, I always wondered where that landed in the throat. I wonder where it lands in the ass and if there is the same kind of sci fi photo? Hmmm....

6:51 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Deep throating isn't something you can just learn in a few lessons. Even the best have a difficult time when the target is too big around. An expert deep-throater has to LOVE doing it. Length isn't a problem if one can learn to curb the "gag reflex". If it is not almost an obsession with someone, then they will have difficulty completing the task.
BTW, aguysite is one of the hottest and most entertaining I've seen. I only wish I were as talented, and had the time. Good Job!

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its not that hard to learn. You know that dangly thing in the back of youre mouth? Wash your hands first and poke at it with you finger. Do this for a few weeks every day then start with something like a small banana. Push it to the back of the mouth. Keep poking and it will go further and further back.
Chris in Nashville

fukomatic2000 at ya hoo

4:40 AM  
Blogger WeAreUnity said...

2 years ago, i could barely swallow aspirin. but i used the method that "anonymous" posted, and it really works.A few pointers though.Most guys penises curve up, and cant be made to curve down when erect. This make them "un-throatable" unless in a 69 position. also, try swallowing repeatedly while throating, as it relaxes the gag reflex to some degree. and never, NEVER, bite. while some guys like a little nibble on the head, feeling teeth on the base will make most guys jerk back, scraping thaeir cock on your teeth.

8:28 PM  
Anonymous ben said...

Um, the guy pictured is doing it wrong. It looks like he's about to get a lungfull of cum. No, this can't really happen. No need to worry you'll accidentally take it down the wrong hole and drown. Just an amusing error in the illustration

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love sucking huge cock and like jim says you have to love it. after you get your throat fucked for a bit you get used to it and youll love it. i get hard as a rock when i feel cum in my throat. just remember suck it like you want it and you will for sure get a mouthfull of jizz... enjoy

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you deep throat without gagging

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like the wood is soft in this pic. What happens when the penis is so hard that it won't bend?

11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know but I really want a
to suck a dick.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In that MRI image the guys dick is in her trachea - I.e. he'll be cuming into her lungs! In reality I hope it would be in her oesophagus - ie the tube behind the trachea!

Dr J

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, is me again. Its nice to see someone learning from someone else's experiences. I am. Sucking dick is fun whether doing it as a hobby, for sport or for a job. And I can't to put the above tips to task thanks "weareunity" and others.

Chris in nashville
fukomatic at yah0o

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typo! "and I can't wait to put the..."
C. Nashville

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never sucked a cock yet but practiced on a big dildo. About 12 in. long and 2 in. thick and works great for technique so far. Got the gag reflex licked. Now for the real thing.

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to know where I can buy a good dildo. Can't seem to find any... Anyone can help?

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you tried google? Maybe something like "realistic porn star dildoes", Big Toy Sex Store? They have a bunch of fun toys, all shapes, sizes, and colors! Black Thunder is one of my faves!

5:27 PM  

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